I'm Bill Doody.
This is my first official posty.
Some facts:
sex: no thanks lol
age: 48
hair: reddish
number of current pets: 3 but who's countin'
hobbies: travel, food, technology, hobbies
Let me tell you about a little something that everyone calls Christmas. As you probably know, Christmas was damn four days ago and let me tell you it feels a lot longer... okay. So I was having a nice morning with my just as friends wife Sal (short for sally) Dempenchest when she pulls out her "gift" for me. fuckin bitch. She knows i wanted sketchies and instead she got me these. They wernt even the right damn size! I told her "bullshat" and then she goes ahead and tries to say i "ruined [damn] christmas". Lucky for her I am excited about the other gifts i got:
-a framed picture of a (sherman) tank
-simon (the lighty game, of course)
-a new collar for my dog Hurt
-a gift card to Circut City
-and (drumroll........) ... A STAIRMASTIE
excersizeville here i come! population: one. lol
I'm gonna scare the farts out of her if she tries that shit againish.
Till next time,
Bill Doody
