Time De Cinema/Historytown

7/10 

Sal and I had some nice time de cinema while it was fucking snowy central in the outdoors.  She made some of her famous poppycorn to munch on (too bad the bitch damn burnt most of the treaties) and we watched the alltime classic Runaway Bride.  It's a movie about journalist hoohaw, marriage and some woman shit.  Sal went damn bananas and talked n' laughed too hard at one part so i muted movieville for at least ten minutes so she could fuckin cool it- but despite interruptions this was a very kewl movie. I'm just gonna say one word of vocab: INTENSE.  It's rated PG so you could watch it if you're like.. 12 lol.  

Okay so here it is by poppy demand: Historytown, population: 2 but whos countin lol

 

So as you all damn know Sal and I married each other as just friends.  We met each other in junior high but weren't friends until I damn literally bumped into her at a TGIF'S.  I have a severe issue with intimacy because of rashes and made that clear right off the fuckin bat.  There is NEVER any hoo hoo, hanky panky, steamy time, or gettin down with it (whatever you wanna calleh', OFF LIMITS).

We got just as friends married in 2003 in Las Vegas cause that's the only place that would do the deed.  This pic is right before I made a funny at Elvis and asked if I could be knighted lol (because he's the king).  

Here's the whole gang: Frank and Beth Dempenchest (Fuck You!!!), Bart the doggy, Todd, unknown, Tammy, unknown, Sal, and Yours Truly.  Frank and Beth probably fuckin farted or something lol.

Keep it real,

Bill Doody