Monday, February 2, 2009

I DAMN BROKEY MY ANKLE

Everyone eat shit im pissed as fuck!
Fucking stairgarbagefuck brokey my ankle during exercisetown and now my travel plans for FebFeb are damn put off.  (yellowstone is NOT meant for fucking casts!!!)

I was trying out some new difficult moves on the shitmaster when god must have farted or something (pain).  While i was giving birth to larger muscles the damn thing betrayed my body and I yarled, which is motherfucking yelling and gargling.  While I was yarling in the den my bladder gave me an early april fools joke, per se, and ruined my favorite shortsies (dont worry i didnt piss like crazy my Y2K shirt is okay).  I had to drive mySELF to the fucking hospy because Sal was at the fucking grocey buying god knows what (groceries).  

During the painful peepants drive it hurt whenever i gassed the pedal and made me yarl.  At the climax to dumbtown, a redlight bombarded my retna during stoppytime, giving me squint and yarl.  I exited the car to give a quick scream to god but upset my driving neighbors by accie and was assaulted by damn array of horn and nasty language.  

I'm ashamed to say I took it out on Gushers Doody and I yelled the fuck out in his tank last night.

Keep it real yall,
Bill Doody

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