Un Poco Updato

Hola, me feely the Latin vibes of my late night snacktime with Taquitos. My cat Pool is sittin on the couch next to me as I live the vida buena (Don't test me Pool- If you try and nibble on my treaties I will pull the damn plug on comfort). Taquitos is pretty sick name for pet... hey Santa, need a gift idea? (don't ask, I do NOT actually believe). I am giving Taquitos a 9/10 on the tasty scale- 1 short of un perfecto score because it's difficult to eat 2 at once :/

I know you are wondering how my Halloweeny was. If you read my entries at all, you will already know that Sal and I were both it Shrek this year. Word of advice: NEVER BE THE SAME COSTUME AS YOUR (just as friends) WIFE. To cut the shit, Halloweeny was a disaster. Sal invited bitch Tammy and her boyfriend Todd over to help with the trick or treaters but decided not to tell me until last minute (don't fling shit on my on Halloween). If you remember anything, Tammy spilled Yoohoo on my carpy on the newish year so there was instant grudge to begin with. Then bitch tells Sal that she did a good job on her Shrek costume (yeah right) and ignores my clearly superior Shrek. Besides, it wasn't MY fault Sal used up all the friggin green makeup and I had to use green marker (do not worry, my magnificent baldcap and Ogre-ears made this a minor shortcoming). Sal didn't even change her hair or clothes to character (wimp). Long story short, after ignoring me just cause I was a little proud of my costume, Tammy started giving away candy from my private reserve to the kiddies. IF YOU DO THIS, THEN HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!

Get an education and do some thinking next time.

Anyhoo- it's time for some cool fun:

Happy Thanksgiving from the Doody family!,

Bill, Sal, Pool, Ball, Hurt, ...and Gushers

(This greeting is NOT meant for the eyes of Beth and Frank Dempenchest (FUCK YOU!) as you will be dumping on my fiesta de thanks this year and should go to hell)

Keep it real,

Bill Doody