Explanation: Some DAMN SHITHEAD found out how to log into my blog and changed my passcode!!! Because of this bullshit i have had no internet journal and i couldn't log into my personal homepage to write new posties. Needy not to say I have a big pile of catching up to make...
So I guess I gotta tell you all about my summertime even though it's totally way past lol. Three words... twice: Way too hot. I almost died. Okay actually okay you caught me I didn't actually almost die i was just saying that lol... But it was really way too hot. Above is a pretty kool pic from a minitrip Sal and I took to South of the Border in South Carolina. I'll just say this - COOL (but spicy hot) FOOD. We got some souvenirs and got a little loony :-p Special thanks to Mike for snappin this shot - "Viva la Mike!" (inside joke).
Second, to wrap up some loose ends:
Shrek the Musical: 8.5/10
Not quite a "STOMP!" in Le world de Entertainment, but Sal and I loved it big time. I just gotta say though that CHILDREN BE WARNED it IS EXTREMELY SAD. Ta sum it up - the singing is the coolest and the Donkey had me damn screamin laughter the whole time. Also, let it be known that Sal and I will both be being the Shrek this Halloween.
This is us at Halloweeny (lol) two years ago. (Don't ask, I do not have ANY pictures of last years Halloweeny when i was a damn EZ Pass). As you may tell, I was an injured jock which was a big hit with the kiddies. I still don't understand what Sal was... what a stupid shit costume she had. Talk about public embarrassment okay.
Anyhoo, Sal and I and our furry kids (our pets- we do NOT have children) are doing well although I am worried about thanksgiving with Sal's sister and her family. We have a very tense relationship if you remember anything. I have crafted some witty comebacks to Beth and Franks (FUCK YOU!) snide remarks they might make at thanksgivingville. Here are a few i wrote last night for my special turkeyday reserve:
(Sal this is not for your eyes)
"this pumpkin pie belongs in the toilet!"
"i bet your kids made this turkey" (personal fave)
"are you TRYiNG to make me vomit with this barf gravy?"
Keep it real (and have a sick Halloweeny readers!),
Bill Doody
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